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The Saga Continues..
Chapter Three:
2006...
ELMO in search of
the DaVinci Cow
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It was a night like any
other....
ELMO
and his latest girlfriend Ermintrude DaVinci
the cow, were walking alone back from the
pub,
ELMO
was just developing thoughts of
snogging Ermintrude (she had mentioned earlier that she was a bit HORNY...) when suddenly, she disappeared from sight, "stop messing about you silly cow
he cried!
He thought he hadn't had that much to drink so he worked out a search pattern to
find her, two
steps forward, one step back... DOH!
It was then he realised that he probably was pissed, or, someone Evil had spiked
his drink, after a brief mooch about, he gave up the search and went to bed, safe in the
knowledge that he could continue the search in the morning.
Ermintrude meanwhile, had been kidnapped by the Three Evil Stooges: Clive H, Tony
P & the ringleader Beverley, codename: Black Mamba, these Evil persons were
LCBM members gone Dark.
Beverley, codename: Black Mamba, had read in a bestselling book by Ben Down that the
pattern on the back of Ermintrude DaVinci was a Code, and when deciphered, would
un-leash an unspeakable horror that would eventually lead to the total
destruction of the world... forever!
They were going to ransom the code to the government for 13.5 million
pounds and move to Ibiza..........but,.. after much deliberation, they
discovered that the markings were just... ....spots!
Black Mamba then came up with a cunning plan to sell Ermintrude to Burger King but
forgot... that she was
a Veggie and it was against her principles, so they decided to ransom her back to
ELMO
for £18.53p and put the money towards the August trip
to Bisley, but
little did they know that
ELMO
couldn't raise the cash anyway because he had
blown it all on a Piss-up with the LCBM Shooters & JR the night before.. (Muppet!).
This story nevertheless has a happy ending because The Evil Stooges decided to release Ermintrude anyway, without payment, they couldn't spend another minute in the same room as the silly moo.. because she kept farting, and smelt... like, well, like a cow.., (obviously they weren't that Evil after all..) and ELMO finally got his snog in the car on the way home when Ermintrude jumped on him on the parcel shelf... Mad Cow!!
Ermintrude the Cow appeared courtesy of Magic Roundabout Productions Ltd... ...Yea right!
Starring:
ELMO as
ELMO
Ermintrude the Cow
as
Ermintrude DaVinci
with guest appearances by
Beverley, Clive H & Tony P.
The
Producers would like to thank everyone that was involved in the making of
this Adventure,
especially Ermintrude the Cow who was very mooo-ved by her role as the
DaVinci Cow...!
and also to mention that
ELMO is highly trained and performs all his own stunts.
So we beg you, do not, under any circumstances, attempt these stunts at
home!
Photo's by: Bev, Tony P & Clive H, Technical Advisors:
Bev & Clive H.
Written, Edited & Posted by:
DevilSpawn,
ELMO lovingly
trained
by Beverley A.
If these photo's contain any likeness to persons or animals living or dead it's purely
coincidental!
Chapter Four 2007
ELMO, and the
Last Lu-crusade...